?

Log in

No account? Create an account
Sailing with the Pirates. [entries|friends|calendar]
FuManKaneki

[ website | Kaneki's MySpace ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

(1 Doobloon | Argh Matey!)

When Your Old [21 Jun 2008|07:23am]
[ mood | okay ]

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed .

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people.

(2 Doobloons | Argh Matey!)

Friends Only! [08 Jan 2006|10:15pm]
[ mood | predatory ]



This Journal is Iron Friends Only!

If you would like to be added, just leave a comment.

Somethings are meant for the few, and the proud!

(Argh Matey!)

I be Dayum! So True [08 Jan 2006|06:38pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]

I gacked yall:


you are blueviolet
#8A2BE2

Your dominant hues are blue and magenta. You're the one who goes to all the parties but doesn't quite fit in at every one... you know what you want, but are afraid of what the world might think of it. You're a little different and that's okay with them, and if you're smart it's okay with you too.

Your saturation level is higher than average - You know what you want, but sometimes know not to tell everyone. You value accomplishments and know you can get the job done, so don't be afraid to run out and make things happen.

Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.
the spacefem.com html color quiz

(11 Doobloons | Argh Matey!)

Friends Only [07 Jan 2006|11:05pm]
[ mood | full ]

My Live Journal will go to Friends Only... As soon as I can make a really cool Friends only Banner..

SOOOO, Does anybody want to make me one??! I have a picture that I want to be used.. Im turning my LJ into A Bobby Flay (yes the Iron Chef) theme.. I want to see what yall can do!! The best one will also get my praise on my LJ!!!!!

I want this picture usedCollapse )

(Argh Matey!)

Gacked from others. [07 Jan 2006|05:15am]
[ mood | sad ]

Your Reputation Is: Shy Girl

You've done pretty well in keeping your reputation protected..
Problem is, no one really knows who you are!





This is prob right.. lol..

ITs a double day at work for me.. Time to go... *starts to pout and wimper*

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]